Dec 5, 2009

Okay, so for Single's ward FHE we had a "service auction" and Tori and I donated the service of writing a song for someone. So, Jake bought our service with 11 cans of food. Here is the video with the recording of the song, and we'll also give him the song on a CD on Sunday :) Enjoy!
I will also post the lyrics below the video.


THE JAKE DAY SONG
VERSE: Proudly Flaunts, Oregon Law
But we all know that you came from Utah
Shirt that screams I’m the Boss
You thinks you're cool but it’s your Loss
Pimpin’ that Jeep you got all the style
Looking cool, every mile
Jake, Oh Jake, you’re our friend
It’ll stay that way till the end...
CHORUS: Of our stay in Eugene
Some of our crazy quirks you have seen
You say we’re just immature
But dancing with us you wish you were
Secretly you know the moves to Single ladies
You’ve been a dancing queen since the 1980’s.
Now you’ve stopped, because you are sure
That you need to be more mature
(Just remember come what may
This song was written for you Jake Day)
VERSE: Lawyers don’t dance to win a case
You just need an angry face
You spend all your time studying
We think you need counseling
Your head is full of nuts and bolts
We think you should marry Sarah Stoltz
Jake, Oh Jake, you’re our friend
It’ll stay that way till the end...
CHORUS: Of our stay in Eugene
Some of our crazy quirks you have seen
You say we’re just immature
But dancing with us you wish you were
Secretly you know the moves to Single ladies
You’ve been a dancing queen since the 1980’s.
Now you’ve stopped, because you are sure
That you need to be more mature
Just remember come what may
This song was written for you Jake Day.
VERSE: But when we return from BYU-I
You will tell us with a sigh
How much you missed our dance moves
And you will ask us to teach you too
You’ll be the best dancer around
Christine and Tori won’t make a sound
They knew the truth all along
It’s just been revealed in this song.

Dec 1, 2009

Tori's Oops Life


1. Oops! Tori's allergic to the facemask.

2.Oops! Tori caught on fire.

3. Oops! No one noticed...

4. Oops! Tori killed her car again.

5. Oops! She parked in front of a brick wall with cars on either side so no one can give her a jump.

6. Oops! Tori got a flat tire.

7. Oops! Tori tried to make cookies from an internet recipe.

8. Oops! Tori can't cut straight lines.

9. Oops! Tori can't put stickers down in a pattern.

10. Oops! Tori can't make snow flakes.

11. Oops! Tori wasn't told that Institute class was cancelled.

12. Oops! Tori deleted all her music on her ipod and itunes.

13. Oops! Tori was an Oops Baby!

14. Oops! "I think I'm weird shaped"

15.Oops! Tori knocked Edward out of the cup holder and screamed "OH EDWARD!" in a theater full of people.

16.Oops! Tori spoke with a Canadian accent instead of a southern accent

17. Oops! Tori left her car lights on...AGAIN!

18. Oops! Tori didn't see the ice and fell on her butt in front of a whole bunch of strangers.

19. Oops! Tori's flapping her arms instead of moving her body.

20.Oops! Tori's making camel noises instead of a giraffe.

21.Oops! Tori caught chocolate chip cookies on fire in the microwave.

22.Oops! Tori tried making a Pancake only to realize in the end that she accidentally grabbed the flour and not the pancake mix.